Write-Offs: 3.31.16
$$$Impatient with Yahoo, some investors cheer Starboard effort [Reuters]
$$$Argentina’s Senate Allows Payment to Bondholders [Dealbook]
$$$This Is Where Bad Bankers Go To Prison [Bloomberg]
$$$Jack Welch could have bought Apple for a paltry $2B [NYP]
$$$Airbnb offers bedroom submerged in Paris shark tank [UPI]
$$$Chinese seal nearly one-sixth of M&A deals [FT]
$$$Bond Bears Miss Out on $2 Trillion Windfall in Record Debt Rally [Bloomberg]
$$$Koch brother to auction 20K bottles of wine because he can’t drink it all [NYP]