Write-Offs: 3.9.16
$$$Short seller Block calls U.S. stocks rally 'dead cat bounce' [Reuters]
$$$Barclays Braces for Tough Sell as It Looks to Unload Big Stake in Africa Business [WSJ]
$$$Strategist: Trump is a wild card for the markets [CNBC]
$$$Jeff Bezos Lifts Veil on His Rocket Company, Blue Origin [Dealbook]
$$$Naked Female Motorist Leads New Mexico Cops On 100 MPH Chase, Says She Was Too Hot For Clothes [TSG]
$$$Insider Trading Suspect Says He's Worth More Than $100 Million [Bloomberg]
$$$A Little Enron Accounting Puts Water District in SEC Hot Water [Bloomberg]
$$$Germany catches woman smuggling cocaine in breast implants [Reuters]