Bill Ackman Watching Valeant Stock Rally And Wondering If The Universe Is Playing The Cruelest Of April Fool's Day Pranks - Dealbreaker

Bill Ackman Watching Valeant Stock Rally And Wondering If The Universe Is Playing The Cruelest Of April Fool's Day Pranks

This could be a sign of life... or a legendary prank, FUN!

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: Apr 1, 2016

On any other day, Bill Ackman would look at this and rejoice:

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But today is no ordinary day...

This surge could be a signal that the market has recognized Valeant ain't dead yet, or it could be one of the most legendary pranks ever. That's why today is so "fun."

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In which we learn that there's a fine line between filling an office with queso and accidentally rigging a market.

He can quit anytime he wants!

Once again, it seems that Bill Ackman and Herbalife both dressed up as Mean Girls this Halloween.

Today is not that day.

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This might be Pershing Square's finest work yet.

There's simply no other way to explain what's happening there.

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Ackman the saint vs. Ackman the sanctimonious.

The hits just keep on coming.