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Bill Ackman Watching Valeant Stock Rally And Wondering If The Universe Is Playing The Cruelest Of April Fool's Day Pranks

This could be a sign of life... or a legendary prank, FUN!

On any other day, Bill Ackman would look at this and rejoice:

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But today is no ordinary day...

This surge could be a signal that the market has recognized Valeant ain't dead yet, or it could be one of the most legendary pranks ever. That's why today is so "fun."



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