Martin Shkreli Had A Dark Night Of The Soul

Do you like Martin? Do you even remember him?
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Remember this dude?

Well, Martin Shkreli hopes so because the indicted hedge fund bro turned pharma bro turned public douche villain has a very important question for you...

W always thought Martin had it in him to be the new Ivan Boesky, but we never thought he'd turn out to be just another Sally Field.

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