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Dimon And Gorman Would Like To Buy The IPO Market A Round of Jose Cuervo

JPMorgan and Morgan Stanley are - unsurprisingly - thinking a lot about tequila lately.

If you're Jamie Dimon - taking endless sh!t from Bernie Sanders and his tribe while trying to boost your bank's bottom line and just go about being Jamie - you can be forgiven for fantasizing about lining up a bunch of tequila shooters and tuning out from life's stresses.


And if you're James Gorman - staring down a 53% drop in profit during Morgan Stanley's first quarter, laying off a sh!t-ton of people and dealing with soap operas in your own C-Suite - you could be excused for replacing your water cooler with a frozen margarita machine.

So, it's maybe no surprise that these two men in desperate need of a stiff drink or twelve would look at the troublingly sober IPO market and start dancing like Pee Wee Herman.

Jose Cuervo, a brand of tequila that is over two centuries old, is preparing for an I.P.O., according to people with knowledge of the matter.
The family-owned Mexican company is working with JPMorgan Chase and Morgan Stanley to prepare for the deal, said the people, who asked not to be named because the process is still private.

And according to The Times, it seems like this IPO could turn agave into billions.

The initial offering of stock could raise about $750 million, the people said. Jose Cuervo has not decided whether it will list in the United States, Britain or Mexico, one of the people said.

Somewhere, someone in private equity is already looking to structure a deal between a salt mine and a lime orchard.

Jose Cuervo Said to Be Making Arrangements for an I.P.O. [NYT]



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