It's Easy To Achieve A 650% Return When You Add A Dash Of "Behavior That Raises Serious Questions About Ethics, Morals, And A Host Of Other Risks"

Meet Platinum Partners!
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Perhaps not entirely surprisingly, some people are a little skittish about the place.

A Reuters review of Platinum’s investments, interviews with hedge fund investors familiar with the firm, as well as former employees, clients and associates, and a review of marketing and other documents show that Platinum has a history of investing in controversial businesses….

“Investors looking beyond the impressive headline returns will find a pattern of behavior that raises serious questions about ethics, morals, and a host of other risks an investor must take to achieve those returns,” said Ted Seides, the recently departed co-founder of hedge fund investment firm Protégé Partners.

Oh, but those returns! Platinum’s Value Arbitrage Fund is up 650% since its debut in 2003 and has never had a losing year. And how? Here’s a can’t-miss strategy:

  • lend to scandal-plagued energy companies at usurious rates, take them over and flip them when scandals bring about the inevitable collapse;
  • lend to companies who charge even more usurious rates for slightly lower usurious rates;
  • take out long-term variable annuities on the dying without their knowledge, laugh all the way to the bank after the funeral;
  • maintain plausible deniability.

We’re sure there’s more to it but that’s a pretty good start.

The person familiar with Platinum’s thinking said the firm was aggressive with its investments, but always within the limits of the law.

The top-performing hedge fund manager that’s too hot for big money to handle [Reuters]

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