Goldman Sachs To Shaquille O'Neal: "Cats Or Dogs?"
Gary Cohn asks the tough questions.
The basketball player's been given a pass on this one for far too long. Not in Gary Cohn's house.
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Goldman Sachs No Longer Has To Worry About Gary Cohn Insulting Someone's Wife Or Mother At A Client Dinner: WSJ
The Goldman Sachs president has gone to finishing school.
Gary Cohn Is Either Trolling Elizabeth Warren Or Fixin' To Screw Over Wall Street
Big Gary is more Hamlet than Hodor these days.
Goldman Sachs Beats Throngs Of College Kids Off With A Stick
Are you among the people who mistakenly believe working for Goldman Sachs has lost its luster? That the youth of America no longer spend nights dreaming about what it'd be like to bask in the glow of Lloyd Blankfein? That a guy who couldn't tie his shoes 'til he was 22 was able to ruin the picture they had their minds of what it would be like to one day, if they worked really hard, have Gary Cohn hike up one leg, plant his foot on a their desk, his thigh close to their face, and ask how markets were doing? Then you don't have a clue. Goldman’s program has grown so big that the firm has to break their start date into two groups. This week welcomed the lucky few selected for “revenue” businesses, like investment banking and trading. Next week brings “services” workers, COO Gary Cohn said at a conference Thursday. Vampire squids, Greg Smith and Delaware judges can’t keep the applicants away. “Our application pool this year was greater than it ever has been,” Cohn said. Goldman Sachs Still Hot With The Youths [Deal Journal] Related: Goldman Sachs President Gary Cohn Likes To Speak To Employees On A Grundle-To-Face Basis
