Over the last number of months, things have gone pretty swimmingly for Steve Cohen. Half a dozen of his former employees have returned to the nest. Deutsche Bank floated him some cash. Point72 Asset Management has taken over the United Kingdom. Cohen's lawyers found a loophole the size of Connecticut in his agreement with the SEC. Patty Cohen appears to have taken a vow of silence.
Yet one victory has eluded him, and that's the one in which he unloads his god damn albatross of an apartment, which he's been trying to sell since 2013 (at an asking price of $115 million) and at this point is thoroughly debasing himself by offering it at the bargain basement price of $72 million.
Hedge funder billionaire Steve Cohen keeps slashing the price of his One Beacon Court penthouse. But so far, he's having a really tough time unloading the mega-size Manhattan aerie at any cost. The four bedroom double sized penthouse, located on 151 East 58th Street in New York City, is now priced at $72 million, a significant $43 million price chop from its original listing back in 2013.
Is this really how you want to see your Steve Cohen? Out there on the streets, basically begging? Does it make you happy?