We Need To Talk About Apple
This company is the world's largest consumer electronics concern with products in the homes and on the bodies of people everywhere.
It has a top 3 global market cap, and it made about $233 billion last year alone.
In the first quarter of this year it pulled down $50.6 billion in revenue and reported a cash balance well over $200 billion.
Its stock looks like this:
Meanwhile, Etsy's stock looks like this:
You people are monsters.