This company is the world's largest consumer electronics concern with products in the homes and on the bodies of people everywhere.

It has a top 3 global market cap, and it made about $233 billion last year alone.

In the first quarter of this year it pulled down $50.6 billion in revenue and reported a cash balance well over $200 billion.

Its stock looks like this:

Meanwhile, Etsy's stock looks like this:

You people are monsters.