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Jobs and the Fed; Tech's IPO allergy; Saudi Arabian oil megafund; Guy builds creepily life-like Scarlett Johansson robot on his balcony; China cancels April Fool's; and more!
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$$$U.S. job market flexes muscle; Fed still seen on hold [Reuters]

$$$Tech Start-Ups Choose to Stay Private in I.P.O. Standoff [DealBook]

$$$The Secret Money Behind ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ [WSJ]

$$$Goldman’s Tech Chief Pushes the Bank to Be More Open, Like Him [DealBook]

$$$Saudi Arabia Plans $2 Trillion Megafund for Post-Oil Era: Deputy Crown Prince [Bloomberg]

$$$Building a humanoid Hollywood star [Reuters]

$$$Slack, a Leading Unicorn, Raises $200 Million in New Financing [NYT]

$$$Chinese news agency tells readers to ignore April Fools' Day [Yahoo]

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