Write-Offs: 4.13.16

CME Group to close NY trading floor by end of 2016; Argentina v Hedge funds may soon be over; New York man watches 94 hours of TV for Guinness record; and more.
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$$$U.S. Regulators Request Probes Into Leak of Banks' Living Wills [Bloomberg]

$$$Macquarie lays off 15 percent of U.S. investment banking group: sources [Reuters, reported by Dealbreaker Monday]

$$$IMF Warns of Possible ‘Spiral’ of Waning Growth, Escalating Debt [Bloomberg]

$$$Larry Ellison’s Private Eden Is Open for Business [Bloomberg]

$$$New York man watches 94 hours of TV for Guinness record [UPI]

$$$CME Group to close New York trading floor at end of year [CNBC]

$$$Court Opens Way for Argentina to End Battle With Hedge Funds [Dealbook]

$$$Thunderous Sinkhole Swallows Guy's Yard [HP]

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Write-Offs: 3.3.16

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