$$$SunEdison Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection [WSJ]
$$$Fund manager raises about $100 mln to bet against a single company [Reuters]
$$$The $2 Trillion Project to Get Saudi Arabia’s Economy Off Oil [Bloomberg]
$$$ECB’s Draghi Keeps Open Possibility of More Rate Cuts [WSJ]
$$$Blackstone Profit Plummets in First Quarter [Dealbook]
$$$BNY Mellon Earnings Rise as Custody Banks Profit From Fed Move [Bloomberg]
$$$London restaurant to encourage nude dining in 'Pangaea-like' atmosphere [UPI]
Steak ’n Shake battles activist; Merkel to "intervene in Greek talks"; BNY to pay $700 million to make fraud stuff go away; Lawyer drops his pot in courtroom; and more.
$$$ Markets are building up a tolerance to Eurozone blather [Sober Look, RTE] $$$ Germany set to allow eurozone bailout fund to buy troubled countries' debt [Guardian] $$$ EU official says Greek bailout terms up for talks [Reuters] $$$ Goldman Stuck With a Defense Tab, and Awaiting a Payback [DealBook] $$$ College graduates with arts majors are pretty employed [Gawker] $$$ Mark Ruffalo Joins Call for a Tax on Wall Street [DealBook] $$$ Surely you'd like to join Morgan Stanley's Structured Secured Funding desk in New York as an Executive Director? [DBCC] $$$ Walgreen to Spend $6.7 Billion on Alliance Boots Stake [WSJ] $$$ Jefferies profits hit by trading slump [FT] $$$ Nelson Peltz’s Trian Partners Takes Lazard Stake [II] $$$ BNY Mellon settles with Prudential Fin over forex trades [Reuters] $$$ Stay-Rich-Quick Schemes [McSweeney's]
The Johns Hopkins class "guaranteed" to get you a job on Wall Street; Dick Parsons says US economy is like "World's Tallest Midget"; Greece; Too big to jail; "Nude final outrages San Diego student's mother"; and more.
UBS profits; MBA hiring on the rise; GS president Gary Cohn and Andrew Ross Sorkin are texting buddies; "Scrote-n-tote gives consumers X-rated fashion accessory"; and more.
SABMiller needs more time; SEC gets tough with JP Morgan; "Canadian restaurant stuffs burger with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups"; and more.
NY wants foreign banks to turn over Panama records; Blackstone hedge funds falls 15%; Motorist Crashes Into Walmart, Blames God; and more.
Pimco redemptions; Rate rise coming; "Woman, 110, drank three Miller High Lifes a day for 70 years"; and more.
Pump and dump scams on the rise; Billionaires battle in the Bahamas; "Ohio man fined $500 for zombie nativity scene"; and more.
