Write-Offs: 4.22.16
$$$Mike Mayo: Citigroup, BofA, Comerica Should Shrink Faster [ValueWalk]
$$$U.S. Money Managers Avoid Brunt of Dodd-Frank Bonus Crackdown [Bloomberg]
$$$A $30 billion hedge fund had staff program a robot to play air hockey [BI]
$$$Alphabet stock slips after results but brokerages stay bullish [Reuters]
$$$ "According to the promotional video, the D!ldo Drone is hands-free, allowing users to simultaneously indulge in other pleasures, like eating burgers and drinking beer." (NSFW$$$ Dell’s SecureWorks Has Lackluster Trading Debut [NYT]
$$$Argentina puts end to long holdouts saga [FT]
$$$British pub offers women help with Tinder dates 'gone wrong' [UPI]