Write-Offs: 4.27.16
$$$Ex-Citigroup Executive Sues Claiming Whistle-Blower Mistreatment [Bloomberg]
$$$Fed Waits for Economy to Give Green Light to Hike as Risks Abate [Bloomberg]
$$$Facebook revenue beats estimates as mobile ad sales surge [Reuters]
$$$Marissa Mayer just dodged a bullet [NYP]
$$$Deadly Spider Bites Man’s Penis On Toilet, Worst Fears Realized [HP]
$$$Deutsche Bank Struggles to Shake Winter Blues in Credit Markets [Bloomberg]
$$$Valeant Plans to Make Sweeping Changes to Board [WSJ]
$$$ "So it turns out my dead father worked in porn" [NYP]