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Valeant has best 3-day run in nearly 20 years; Treasury says banks should be probed on Panama Papers; Meet the masseuse who bites Kanye and Steven Tyler; and more.
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$$$Your Sex Drive Is Making the Income Gap Worse [Bloomberg]

$$$Valeant Shares Have Best Three-Day Run in Almost 20 Years [Bloomberg]

$$$Treasury Should Probe U.S. Banks on Panama Papers, Senators Say [Bloomberg]

$$$Argentina Returning to U.S. Debt Markets [WSJ]

$$$Meet the masseuse who bites Kanye and Steven Tyler [NYP]

$$$Steven Cohen Pledges $275 Million to Veteran Mental Health Care [Bloomberg]

$$$Bitcoin’s Blockchain Technology Proves Itself in Wall Street Test [WSJ]

$$$JPMorgan urges investors to vote down break-up proposal [Reuters]

$$$Japanese hedgehog cafe looks to show off animal's 'charm' [UPI]

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