Did President Trump Just Fire John Cryan?

He is fond of German gossip.
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We knew things were bad at Deutsche Bank, but clearly our beloved presumptive President-Elect knows something that we do not...

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If there were any prevailing doubts of his stature on Wall Street, Mr. Trump said the chief executive at Deutsche Bank could easily allay it.
“Why don’t you call the head of Deutsche Bank? Her name is Rosemary Vrablic,” he said in the recent interview. “She is the boss.”
Ms. Vrablic is a private wealth manager at Deutsche Bank in New York. She is not the company’s chief executive; John Cryan holds that role. Both declined to comment on Mr. Trump.

Winners comment, John.

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