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KMPG Relieved To Hear Phil Mickelson "Respects And Shares" Its "Values"

The ones where you do something that kinda looks like insider trading first and then apologize later.
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Golfer and part-time KPMGer Phil Mickelson has apparently learned nothing from former partner Scott London, other than how to say "Oops, my bad."

According to a statement released by Mr. Mickelson’s lawyers, the golfer “regrets any appearance that, on this occasion, he fell short” of the professional and ethical standards of companies he represents. KPMG released a statement saying that while it is “disappointed” with the news, “we appreciate that Phil’s statement makes clear he respects and shares the values of KPMG.”

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