Rumors Of Charlie Gasparino's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated: Charlie Gasparino

He's alive, well, and plans to display his delts around the office via a Champion sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off for years to come.

Presumably this means he is again interested in a cameo on the show.

Starring Twitter interim CEO Jack Dorsey as Mr. February.

Andrew Ross Sorkin in a threesome edition.

The Fox Business reporter explained how this works in an interview with Playboy Magazine.

The Fox Business reporter's got beef with the pope and he doesn't care who knows it.

The Fox Business reporter knows a realistic S&M club when he sees one.

And toy poodles.

And obviously it goes without saying he expects Grey Goose. CG wouldn't let his cat drink Absolut.

Charlie Gasparino Likes Billions Again