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Windy City’s Wealthiest Man Still Making It Rain

Ken Griffin is still able to put food on the table (his and everyone other person in the state of Illinois).
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In case you’d forgotten who that was, Anne Dias Griffin, it is still your ex-husband, Ken Griffin, who sends his love but not a penny more than the court ordered. Speaking of sending things, publishing magnate Don Newhouse has a thank-you card bound for Miami to thank David Tepper for making him the richest Garden Stater. Unfortunately for Tepper, what qualifies for tops up north won’t quite cut it in America’s worst state, where Interactive Brokers Group founder Tom Peterffy still has a couple more big ones than DT.

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