Write-Offs: 5.16.16
$$$Inside LendingClub CEO’s Last Days Before Ouster [WSJ]
$$$Greenlight Doubled Yahoo Shares Before Starboard Won Board Seats [Bloomberg]
$$$Billionaire Soros Cuts U.S. Stocks by 37%, Buys Gold Producer [Bloomberg]
$$$JPMorgan Joins Chorus of Banks Cutting Treasury Yield Forecasts [Bloomberg]
$$$Man hit by car on golf course returns to finish round seven months later [UPI]
$$$SandRidge Energy Files for Bankruptcy [WSJ]
$$$Activist investor Icahn raises stake in AIG by 5.2 percent [Reuters]
$$$Nervous Flyer Screwed By Pals Who Secretly Pack D!ldo In His Bag (NSFW) [HP]