Write-Offs: 5.26.16
$$$Wall Street Waits for Yellen Before Taking Off for a Long Weekend [Bloomberg]
$$$The Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Guide to Trading on Inside Information [Bloomberg / Sheelah Kolhatkar]
$$$Snapchat Valued at $18 Billion in Funding Round [Billion]
$$$The New Oil Traders: Moms and Millennials [WSJ]
$$$South Carolina Man, 58, Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth [TSG]
$$$Gawker hires Houlihan Lokey to explore sale [Dealbook]
$$$McDonald's CEO says $15 hourly wage, robots won't kill jobs [Reuters]
$$$Glasses left at San Francisco MOMA mistaken for art [UPI]