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Write-Offs: 5.3.16

UBS loses; BNP gains; 9 accused of losing investors $131M in ForceField Energy scheme; Man finds 'big box of blood' on Wisconsin street; and more.
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$$$UBS First-Quarter Profit Down 64% on Market Turbulence [Dealbook]

$$$BNP Paribas Surprises by Posting Quarterly Profit [Dealbook]

$$$Tech CEO Apologizes for 'Insensitive' Comments About Street Peddlers [Fortune]

$$$9 accused of losing investors $131M in ForceField Energy scheme [Reuters]

$$$Woman Reports KFC Meal Was Adulterated [TSG]

$$$Fed May Drag Hedge Funds Into Plan to Halt Next Lehman [Bloomberg]

$$$Commodities: China’s hottest new casino [FT]

$$$Man finds 'big box of blood' on Wisconsin street [UPI]

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