Everything always seemed to be so perfect for Maria Sharapova.
Blessed with athletic talent so potent that she turned pro at 14, and a stunning physical beauty that has made her the face of more ad campaigns than we can count on our fingers, Sharapova became a career grand slam tennis goddess with a future so bright that it seemed almost like a waking dream.
But one failed drug test and a two-year ban from tennis later, Sharapova has apparently been reduced to this.
Not sure how this happened but Hey Harvard! Can't wait to start the program!