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And Now, One Final Word On The Brexit From Famed British Poet Noel Gallagher

Britain might want a wall, but will be full of wonder?

In our darkest hours, when the world seems upside down and nothing seems like it will ever be the same again, we often turn to our greatest artists for comfort.


For the British people, that hour is now, and that artist is Oasis' Noel Gallagher.

In conversation with the CBC, Mr. Gallagher offered these words of reassurance to his countrymen on the topic of the Brexit referendum.

"I see politicians on TV every night telling us that this is a f--king momentous decision that could f--king change Britain forever and blah, blah, blah. It's like, okay, why don't you f--king do what we pay you to do which is run the f--king country and make your f--king mind up," he continues. "What are you asking the people for? 99 percent of the people are thick as pig shit."

But, dear Britons, the Bard of Manchester is also saying that those pigs are British pigs and that shit is your shit!

This is what freedom sounds like.

Noel Gallagher on Brexit referendum: 'I might be busy that morning' [CBC]



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