Call The Close: Bloody Freaking Hell Edition (UPDATE)

UPDATE: And the winner is guest with 17,385. Get in touch to collect your prize!

So that thing that no one thought was actually going to happen happened and now everyone is losing their minds. Where will things end up (or down)? Standard Price is Right rules, closest to today’s Dow close without going over. Guesses in by 3:45PM. Winner receives his or her choice of a highly coveted Dealbreaker Banker Bag, or a framed printout of David Cameron, in happier times, which will be worth something someday.