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Jim Cramer Offers Most Trenchant Brexit Analysis Yet

Let's just hope Jim Cramer's peas didn't tell you to buy Blackberry stock in 2013.

It's been a whirlwind few days for Jim Cramer, running around (even more than usual) and yelling (more than usual) about something he might not fully grasp (same as usual).

But staring into his garden on Tuesday afternoon, America's favorite finance carny saw something that he hadn't seen much of recently; peas hope.

All he is saying is give... No, we can't do it. However we can wish that Jim Cramer's peas have better market intuition than the man who planted them or else we're looking at a bunch of peas who are still holding sh!t-tons of Wachovia stock.


Jim Cramer Weeps

And Now, Please Watch This Video Of Jim Cramer Weeping With With Inchoate Joy

May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.

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Bathed In The Red Glow Of Market Panic, Jim Cramer Calls Out For Aunt Janet

Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.


Jim Cramer Is Long Humanity

Terminator 6: Mad Money

Market Panic Has Reached "I'm Gonna Email Jim Cramer" Levels

Human sacrifice! Tim Cook emailing Jim Cramer! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


Jim Cramer Wants To Be Fed Chair

The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.