Megan Fox's Womb Carrying The Next Titan Of Tech, Says Megan Fox

The actress has a sixth sense for these things.
Eva Rinaldi [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Photo: Eva Rinaldi, via Wikimedia Commons

Who will be the tech genius of tomorrow, coming up with innovations we can't even imagine today? Whose company will receive a $37 billion valuation, be the darling of hedge funds, and make its employees rich beyond their wildest dreams? Look no further than Megan Fox's unborn child with David from 90210.

“You don’t hear an audible voice, but I feel like you receive messages from the child if you’re open to it,” she told Jimmy Kimmel of communicating with her unborn child during an appearance on his eponymous late night show Tuesday...The new addition is the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” actress’ third child with husband Brian Austin Green...The littlest Green has some big shoes to fill: the actress is convinced she’s carrying a “super genius.” “I also feel like this baby is telling me it’s kind of like a Wernher von Braun or an Elon Musk, like a super genius,” she said. While she acknowledges how wacky it might sound, she’s at least got her husband’s support. “He trusts me at this point because I’ve made so many good calls,” she explained. 

Megan Fox thinks she’s pregnant with the next Elon Musk [NYP]



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Fox Business Senior Email Correspondent: Thousands Of Goldman Employees Saw Muppet Movie, Wanted To Talk About It The Next Day

Late last week, investigative reporter Charlie Gasparino came out with a bombshell story: after reading former employee Greg Smith's allegation that he'd seen and heard colleagues refer to clients as "muppets," the British term for stupid people, the firm launched an investigation into the claim (e.g. searched emails for said word). On Friday, Gasparino breathlessly reported that while  Goldman did find some muppet mentions, they referred to the Jason Segal film and were not malicious in their intent (quoth CG: "GS found no evidence of malicious muppet talk in emails).  While a lesser journalist would have been content to take the source at his or her word, Charles Gasparino is no such journalist. He get kept digging on this one and now, amazingly, has more to add: "People close to Goldman tell FOX Business 98% of the email muppet use referred to the movie. Sources at Goldman also say the malicious muppet use in emails involves name calling among colleagues; apparently at Goldman they call each other muppet. Sources say the firm find no evidence so far to substantiate Smith’s claims that people were talking about clients.” Gasparino on Muppet Movie Referrals in Goldman Emails [FBN]