Today In Unintentionally Hilarious SEC Tweets - Dealbreaker

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Banned Financial Adviser Now Seeing Tiny Flaw In Her Plan Of Not Defending Herself From SEC

Dawn Bennett didn't get all those allegedly made-up assets under management by not taking risks.

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Today Is Apparently The Day To Do That Massive Financial Crime You've Been Planning

Michael Piwowar tweets goodbye to the SEC in bizarrely lame picture form.

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Elon Musk Is Clearly Still Struggling With His Addiction To Doing Bad Tweets

The Tesla board can only help someone if he wants to help himself.

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SEC Apparently Investigating How Anyone Thought The Snap IPO Was A Good Idea

Investors are asking regulators to look into why no one told them about Facebook being a thing.

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Elon Musk Refuses To Let Brett Kavanaugh Have All The Fun Today

No one comes between Elon and a hot news cycle.

[UPDATED] Martin Shkreli Is Ready To Admit That He Should've Perhaps Bailed Out Earlier On His Hilarious "Pharma Bro" Comedy Bit

Martin's not an inhuman criminal greed machine with an awful personality...He's just doing a "funny" bit.