Today In Unintentionally Hilarious SEC Tweets
Hahaha, coincidence.
It's Friday, have a laugh at the fickle nature of names.
Banned Financial Adviser Now Seeing Tiny Flaw In Her Plan Of Not Defending Herself From SEC
Dawn Bennett didn't get all those allegedly made-up assets under management by not taking risks.
Today Is Apparently The Day To Do That Massive Financial Crime You've Been Planning
Michael Piwowar tweets goodbye to the SEC in bizarrely lame picture form.
Elon Musk Is Clearly Still Struggling With His Addiction To Doing Bad Tweets
The Tesla board can only help someone if he wants to help himself.
Elon Musk And SEC Investigators About To Get Acquainted In Situation That Will Surely Go Great For Everyone
What could possibly go wrong here?
SEC Apparently Investigating How Anyone Thought The Snap IPO Was A Good Idea
Investors are asking regulators to look into why no one told them about Facebook being a thing.
Party-Poopers Over At SEC Are Still Insisting That You Cannot Really Expense "Making It Rain On Strippers"
They don't even really respect the effort anymore, you guys.
Elon Musk Refuses To Let Brett Kavanaugh Have All The Fun Today
No one comes between Elon and a hot news cycle.
[UPDATED] Martin Shkreli Is Ready To Admit That He Should've Perhaps Bailed Out Earlier On His Hilarious "Pharma Bro" Comedy Bit
Martin's not an inhuman criminal greed machine with an awful personality...He's just doing a "funny" bit.