Fox Business Senior Size Correspondent Now Talking Girth On Twitter

Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

But he can't do it without you.

Now let's throw it to Charlie, with an important update.

Apparently top brass at the business news network don't care for Charlie Gasparino's thoughts on the market touching itself.

Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.

Charlie Gasparino gives his followers an inside look at how their sausage gets made.