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Jeff Bezos Quietly Unveils His Air Force Making All Resistance Subtly Futile

Controller of commerce and information will soon also rule the skies.
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Already looking like the dictator of a banana republic. By Yolo0906 (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Forget about President Trump and his strongman fascist tendencies, and begin to hope ardently that Jeff Bezos will be an enlightened, benevolent despot.

Amazon introduced its new “Amazon One” airplane last week.

The Boeing 767-300, which has “Prime Air” painted on its side and a prime number on its tail, is one of Amazon’s 11 dedicated cargo airplanes. The company plans to buy more. Amazon One flew in a Seattle airshow over the weekend, just before the U.S. Navy’s Blue Angels.

Amazon One for President Bezos [WSJ]

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