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Opening Bell: 8.5.16

Wilbur Ross expects Donald Trump to start acting normal; Goldman warns on Brexit effects; Georgia man busted after raging at wife over too cheesy grilled cheese sandwich; and more.
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Investor Wilbur Ross urges Trump not to let his behavior become the issue (Reuters)
Billionaire investor Wilbur Ross stood behind Republican Donald Trump but urged him to stop engaging in exchanges that benefit the Democrats and make the real estate mogul's behavior the issue in the U.S. presidential campaign. "This election is Donald's to lose and so far the Democrats have been clever about baiting him and he generally has bitten," Ross said in an email to Reuters late on Wednesday. Ross said Trump's reaction in recent days to criticism by the parents of a Muslim U.S. Army captain killed in the Iraq war "has enabled the Democrats to turn the table and instead of the behavior of the quintessential Washington insider being the issue he is in danger of letting the Democrats make his behavior be the issue." Ross added, "I assume this will change soon."

Goldman Sachs says Brexit could adversely affect operations (Reuters)
Goldman Sachs Group Inc said on Thursday that Britain's vote to leave the European Union may adversely affect some of its operations in the EU and could require the bank to restructure some of its businesses. Brexit will also likely change arrangements by which firms in the United Kingdom are able to provide services in the EU, which may adversely affect the way the bank conducts certain operations, the bank said in regulatory filing.

Berkshire Said to Draw Fed Scrutiny Over Wells Fargo Investment (Bloomberg)
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc. is well known as a tapestry of modern capitalism for its ownership of dozens of companies and investments in dozens more. Now that interconnected web is prompting U.S. regulators to examine whether Berkshire’s stake in one of its biggest holdings, Wells Fargo & Co., violates rules for how much credit banks can extend to corporate insiders, according to two people familiar with the review. Wells Fargo provides financing to many in Berkshire’s sea of subsidiaries. The relationships have triggered questions from agencies including the Federal Reserve into whether legal limits are being exceeded for how much a bank can lend to entities controlled by someone who owns a big chunk of its stock.

Justice Department Appeals Ruling Throwing Out Crisis-Era Bank of America Case (WSJ)
The Justice Department asked a federal appeals court to reconsider its ruling throwing out a civil mortgage-fraud case against Bank of America Corp., saying the court had “overlooked a wealth of evidence” in reaching its decision. The Second U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York had ruled in May that the government hadn’t proven fraud by Bank of America’s Countrywide unit, only breaches of a contract, in a stunning setback for the government. The Justice Department said the three-judge panel had overlooked the terms of the contract that support its case. It asked in papers filed Thursday that the court reconsider the case and send it back for another trial if it reached the same conclusion.

Professional Joint Roller Earns Up To $7,000 For His Creations (HP)
Tony Greenhand, 26, of Albany, Oregon, told Vocativ he’s “considered one of the best joint-rollers in the world.” His biggest order yet was for $7,000 to make a set of small joints that looked like weapons, including a fully smokeable AK-47 spliff he made from rolling papers and a half-pound of weed. “I basically jump out of bed and start rolling joints,” he told Vocativ. But Greenhand didn’t come out of the womb a Monet of marijuana. His first joint, which he rolled as a teen while growing up in rural Washington state, was hideously deformed thanks to too much saliva on the rolling papers. “I was essentially, at my core, humiliated,” he said. “I bounced back though.” Greenhand shares some of his best work on Instagram ― including an awesome Pikachu joint.

Firms Routinely Steer Analysts, in Efforts to Deliver Earnings Surprises (WSJ)
Quarter after quarter, about 75% of companies in the S&P 500 index meet or exceed analysts’ earnings forecasts, a statistic that has held up in good times and bad. One reason for such consistently impressive results is that some companies quietly nudge analysts’ numbers, almost always lower. A federal rule bars companies from selectively disclosing material nonpublic information but doesn’t prohibit private conversations in which companies can gently push analysts in helpful directions

Carl Icahn can profit from Trump Taj Mahal casino flop (CNBC)
Icahn, through Icahn Enterprises LP, is also an investor in Tropicana Entertainment, a pink-sheets listed gaming company with operations in Atlantic City (where the Trump casino announced it will shutter come Labor Day in a few weeks). The company's stock is up more than 9 percent this year, and Icahn is its chairman and, by proxy of the fund, controlling shareholder. "Tropicana AC has benefited from the closure of several competitors in Atlantic City and recent capital investments," Icahn's holding company said in financials Thursday.

Taconic co-founder Brody comes out of retirement to launch new hedge fund (Reuters)
Hedge fund veteran Kenneth Brody has come out of retirement to launch a new money management firm, a person familiar with the situation told Reuters on Thursday. Brody, who co-founded Taconic Capital Advisors and retired in 2013, has reemerged as chief executive of Sutton Square Partners, a New York-based hedge fund manager. Sutton Square will start investing on Sept. 1 with more than $100 million, including $50 million from Brody, according to the person. The fund will focus on stock picking, betting for and against stocks across sectors.

Georgia Man, 55, Busted After Raging At Wife Over Too Cheesy Grilled Cheese Sandwich (TSG)
According to an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report, James De Paola, 55, began “shouting and cursing” at his wife Michelle during a confrontation last Wednesday afternoon in the couple’s Athens home. The unemployed De Paola became incensed at his 51-year-old spouse due to her “using three slices of cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich.” De Paola told cops that he had told the victim she “could make a grilled cheese sandwich with two pieces of cheese instead of three.” De Paola’s wife told police that he was shouting in her face and that his spit hit her in the face.



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