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John Stumpf Says Everything At Wells Fargo Is His Fault Which Is Why He Needs To Remain CEO

Stumpf took his case to Jim that's how bad things are for him in case you were wondering.

At the end of his worst week as CEO of Wells Fargo, John Stumpf did what most people looking to have a meaningful conversation with a serious adult and reach a massive audience do; he went on Mad Money with Jim Cramer.


Wait, what? Seriously, Stumpf, are you even trying anymore?

But the embattled executive's choice of venue wasn't even the most confusing part of this whole deal. Cramer came out blazing with his trademark "subtlety" and "coherent eloquence," basically asking Stumpf off the bat "WTF, dude?"

The man with the last un-ironic goatee on television even pushed Stumpf hard on his recent claims that Wells Fargo's fraud nightmare was caused by a handful of bad actors inside the bank.

CRAMER: And then today I see Wells Fargo CEO defends bank culture, lays blame with bad employees. That's not you. You don't leave blame with bad. You're the head coach. You told 'em you're the Vince Lombardi. Vince Lombardi never blamed the linemen.

Stumpf's response was...not perfect.

STUMPF: Abs-- you know, let me tell you-- say one more time, we take accountability for not getting it right 100% of the time. Let me tell you a little bit about our business. We have at any one time 100,000 team members in our branch and retail bank network. And we hire people and people turn over, of those 100,000 the vast majority do the right thing, they come to work. Their life's work and mission is to help people. And I love these people. Every year-- on average for the last five years 1,000 did not do the right thing. And they--

Because averaging out your employees' fraudulent behavior like an actuary of dipshittery is not something people tend to ignore, Cramer jumped all over Stumpf's numbers...

CRAMER: Now, look at the numbers. 1,000 out of how many?

STUMPF: Out of 100,000. Now-- but that's still 1,000 too many. And it's-- and it's over a five-year period, so that's how you get to the 5,300. And we've actually increased our investment in compliance and different tools to help make sure that this becomes a smaller and smaller number. But we all-- all levels of management feel responsible to make sure that we do it right every time.

Yeah, 1,000 is too many, especially when it's really 5,3000. Trying to bury what went so wrong by recasting the numbers on an annual average is not the type of move that screams "Accountability." In fact, it screams "Accounting."

Right off the bat with Cramer, Stumpf agains failed to make it crystal clear that he is taking real responsibility, and exchanges like this didn't help...

CRAMER: But at the same time, John, you're a buck-stops-here guy. Didn't the buck stop with you in this?

STUMPF: Well, of course it stops with all of us, and especially me. I-- I'm-- no-- I'm the leader, I-- I get it.

Oh, Stumpfy.

Later in the interview, Stumpf got bogged down in whether or not the 2 million unauthorized accounts were "fraudulent" or not, totally talked around the deeply nettlesome Carrie Tolstedt situation and said that he still "Loves" the practice of cross-selling products. The last item is more an issue of verb choice, but the choice was terrible.

In light of all that, the most ironic part of the chat was probably when Stumpf told Cramer in no uncertain terms that he not only deserves to remain CEO, he needs to.

STUMPF: Well, Jim, I think the best thing I could do right now is lead this company and lead this company forward. In fact, today we made actually an announcement about product sales goals. You know, we never intended for product sales and any dynamic or any part of a performance management system to be misinterpreted.

And how is that going, Stumpfy?

Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf talks with CNBC's Cramer: 'I'm accountable' [CNBC]


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