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Lynn Tilton's Lawyer Seemingly Alludes To Her X-Rated XMas Cards In Fraud Trial Opening Remarks

"She is...all woman."
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To be fair, Randy Mastro could've been referring to any one of these things, or maybe a combination of them:

...when he said this, on the first day of Tilton's fraud trial:

“She’s a character, she’s larger than life and she’s all woman."

Obviously, this is an amazing way to start a trial that has to do with "the value of assets backing three debt funds." We look forward to the day one of her male counterparts in the biz is described by his lawyer as:

  • All man
  • A person who leads with his dick
  • Some variant thereof

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