Real Talk: Whiskey

Real talk: drinking whiskey that's been poured out of a bottle is for teenagers and hacks. Drinking whiskey out of a hand-blown decanter with a ship inside? Now that's something you should start getting used to pronto. Sure it'll impress your guests but even if you're drinking alone, it'll make you feel like an extremely posh version of yourself. Buy two and fill the second one with mouthwash if you're feeling really classy.