Treat Your Ears To This Turntable

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Are you so over listening to music crappily blared from your iPhone? Do you want to be on of those people who goes on and on about how you can only listen vinyl?

If you answered yes and hell yes (and you should), look no further than this turntable, which will transform your lyrical experience AND let you feel superior to the majority of your friends and foes.



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Throw Out All Your TVs

Maybe your current television situation is fine. Serviceable even. But is it "identify the exact shade of spray tan Trump is sporting during Sunday night's debate" good?