What Awaits You Behind That Headset Is The Future

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Reality is for suckers.

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What awaits you behind that headset is the future: Fully realized worlds created for your enjoyment and built for your pleasure. Essentially, buying this product allows you to feel what being a Millennial is like. Unfiltered. So cough up the money - you know you want to - and enter the world of virtual reality.

And you can stop pretending we're talking about video games when we all know this is about porn.

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