What Awaits You Behind That Headset Is The Future

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Reality is for suckers.

Why exist on this temporal plane when the new world of virtual reality awaits? Engage with your best self and purchase the best virtual reality hardware bundle in existence today.

What awaits you behind that headset is the future: Fully realized worlds created for your enjoyment and built for your pleasure. Essentially, buying this product allows you to feel what being a Millennial is like. Unfiltered. So cough up the money - you know you want to - and enter the world of virtual reality.

And you can stop pretending we're talking about video games when we all know this is about porn.