Bill Ackman's Terrible 2016 Is Ending In The Sh!ttiest Way Possible

Some bad personal news for Bill Acks.
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Billionaire activist investor Bill Ackman and his wife Karen Ann Herskovitz have split after 25 years and are heading for a big-money divorce, Page Six can exclusively reveal.

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The Ack-Man has never been anything but than a good sport putting up with our bullsh!t over the years so we wish him and his family the best.

Billionaire investor Bill Ackman and wife in ‘big-money divorce’ [PageSix]

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