Updated:

Jan 14, 2019

Original:

Dec 20, 2016

Did the Dow Hit 20,000?

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Author:

No.

Earlier (and tomorrow): Call the Close: Nice Round Number Edition

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You people better get to work.

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If the Dow hitting 20,000 is fundamentally arbitrary and meaningless then so is human existence.

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EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT DON'T OVERTHINK IT!

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IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!!

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You BLEW it!

By Luis Villa del Campo from Madrid, Spain (Times Square - NASDAQ) [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Oh yea, and something happened on the Nasdaq, too.

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