President Trump To Sign Executive Order Making Sure Financial Regulations Don't Violate Fire Department Occupancy Rules At His MAGA Frat Party

It's two out and one in...but you better not be accompanied by a four.
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Apparently he's going to eviscerate Dodd-Frank by behaving like an empowered bouncer. But, like, with with full understanding of nuanced regulatory financial dynamics...

All outgoing regulations will be detained at American airports alongside unaccompanied refugee children.

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