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President Trump To Sign Executive Order Making Sure Financial Regulations Don't Violate Fire Department Occupancy Rules At His MAGA Frat Party

It's two out and one in...but you better not be accompanied by a four.

Apparently he's going to eviscerate Dodd-Frank by behaving like an empowered bouncer. But, like, with with full understanding of nuanced regulatory financial dynamics...

All outgoing regulations will be detained at American airports alongside unaccompanied refugee children.


(Trump image courtesy Flickr user Gage Skidmore)

President Trump Not Clear On What Regulations Is, Or What They Does

So "tough," yet so incapable of grasping basic concepts.


Jim Simons Spits Hot Nerd Fire On President Trump

You never want to be be called out as a bad Sharpe ratio by an old mathematician.


Donald Trump Jr. Really Should Have Read His Dad's Platform Before Speaking Last Night

He hates regulations like Dodd-Frank, so he must be PSYCHED about his dad's promise to bring back Glass-Steagall.