We've missed you, Charlie...
Charlie Gasparino has gone there.
Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.
Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".
For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.
Charlie Gasparino's got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're gonna hear about them!
This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.
Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.
But he can't do it without you.
