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Charlie Gasparino knows a filthy analogy when he (kind of) sees one.

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We've missed you, Charlie...

Charlie Gasparino has gone there.

Charlie Gasparino sticks to the serious issues.

Charlie Gasparino examines the subtle differences between a "schmuck" and a "putz".

For Charlie Gasparino, nothing is more important than God, country, the ability to whale on his pecs, and shots.

Charlie Gasparino's got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're gonna hear about them!

This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.

But he can't do it without you.

Charlie Gasparino is across the pond weighing in on this historic debate as only he would.

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