The Hits Keep Coming For Anthony Scaramucci

The Mooch could use a friend right now.
Author:
Updated:
Original:

Unless he can convince President Trump that his ethical encumbrances wouldn’t keep him from serving as a wonderful ambassador to San Marino or Kyrgyzstan or Equitorial Guinea, the Mooch is going to be humiliated, unemployedand facing a massive and unanticipated tax bill.

Mooch.Trump

With the sale expected to close in roughly 30 days, that gives the hedge fund executive, affectionately known as The Mooch, roughly 90 days to get a Trump administration job — or face a tax bill possibly millions of dollars higher than expected, sources said.

“If he doesn’t get a job, he’ll have lost his business and be subject to tens of millions in taxes,” a source close to the situation said.

Scaramucci could get slammed with taxes if he doesn’t land WH gig [N.Y. Post]

Related

the-mooch

After Long Drought, Anthony Scaramucci Suddenly Inundated With Government Sinecures

The Mooch never stopped believing in President Trump, and now President Trump has come back around to believing in The Mooch.

mooch-a-rita

President Trump Probably Not Going To Screw Anthony Scaramucci Over Again

The puppy-like Mooch’s loyalty to MAGA may finally pay off.

MoochAnalogy

The WSJ Wants To Remind You Anthony Scaramucci Is The Trump Advisor Who Was Fired By Goldman Sachs

The Journal's report on the Mooch's new job is a weird masterclass on trolling from a very unlikely source.

mooch-a-rita2

Anthony Scaramucci Suing Hedge Fund For Ripping Him Off While He Wasn't Paying Attention

Nice try, you Jamooks, but The Mooch is back and he's vaguely aware of where SkyBridge is invested.