Hey Netflix, if comic book uber-fan boy - and sometime hedge fund manager - Clifford Asness knows how to kill a reincarnated ninja zombie, why the fuck don't you?
That is just one of the questions we would like answered after seeing Cliff's epic tweetstorm takedown of the new "Iron Fist" series currently airing on Netflix.
We can only imagine the wrath felt by Cliff as he binge-watched the show from the comfort of his basement which STILL ISN'T a Batcave. The spittle flying from his mouth as he yelled "You were supposed to safguard Ku'n-Lun against The Hand, Danny Rand! Not run around Manhattan fighting crime and banging Karate teachers! That's what Matt Murdock and Luke Cage are for! Also, cut off someone's head!"
And Netflix should just be counting it's lucky stars that it wasn't given the opportunity to botch Captain America, the last thing you want to do is set Cliff's tattoo ablaze with righteous fury, you vicious animal comic book-ruiners.