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CNBC Now Paying For Mike Mayo Reruns

"Outspoken bank analyst" saving his best material for when he sees Michael Corbat in person.
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When CLSA abruptly deprived Mike Mayo of his longstanding position as Wall Street's official shit-stirrer, he took about fifteen seconds to grieve, declared himself a “free-agent analyst” and continued pursuing his art in an unofficial capacity. Even Jamie Dimon had to show the guy some respect – and on JPMorgan investor day, no less, which Mayo had come to crash.

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But showing up stag to shareholder confabs doesn't exactly pay the bills, so Mayo has turned to the final redoubt of so many financial minds before him: a CNBC column. Now, we don't know the pay – nor if there was any, actually – but evidently the world's most trusted name in business news is willing to devote some digital column-inches, at the very least, to stuff that won't exactly surprise Mayo's fanbase: a polemic against Citigroup.

The guy now known as “Outspoken Bank Analyst” is just digging through his back catalog for his CNBC debut. The column – Here are my questions for Citi management – reads like a best-of record more than a set of genuinely new material. Telling the CEO how to run the bank that once personally ostracized him? Check. Questioning the company's ever-elusive financial targets? Check. Opining about who the chairman should or shouldn't be? Check. Tutting about executive pay? Hell yeah.

Keep on keepin' on, Mike.

 Outspoken bank analyst: Here are my questions for Citi management [CNBC]

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