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Nassim Nicholas Taleb Is Being Bullied By His Own Trainer

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So what if the notoriously swole author of The Black Swan wants to lazily lift heavy weights wearing a comfortable pair of boat shoes?

Apparently, his macho and rather terrifying-looking trainer...

Well, at least he's not being body-shamed (although it wouldn't be undeserved)...

Or made to feel bad about his drinking habits...

It hardly seems fair that one of the self-appointed greatest economic thinkers (and would-be vigilantes) of our time is forced to flex and cry into a mirror while getting hammered on Pinot Grigio that he drinks straight from the bottle just because he cares so much about the opinion of man whose own physique can best be described as "Retired shop teacher who looks like he can handle himself."

We want more for you, Nassim Nicholas Taleb. So much more.

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