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If Paul Tudor Jones Was Janet Yellen, He'd Be Sh!tting His Pants Right Now

Well, this is troubling.

You know things are getting weird out there when PTJ makes a quasi-public appearance and says something newsworthy:


Billionaire investor Paul Tudor Jones has a message for Janet Yellen and investors: Be very afraid.
The legendary macro trader says that years of low interest rates have bloated stock valuations to a level not seen since 2000, right before the Nasdaq tumbled 75 percent over two-plus years. That measure -- the value of the stock market relative to the size of the economy -- should be “terrifying” to a central banker, Jones said earlier this month at a closed-door Goldman Sachs Asset Management conference, according to people who heard him.
Jones is voicing what many hedge fund and other money managers are privately warning investors: Stocks are trading at unsustainable levels. A few traders are more explicit, predicting a sizable market tumble by the end of the year.

Insofar as it takes an almost surrealist mindset to picture PTJ and President DJT as members of the same species, it is not surprising that the Tudor King is a little freaked out by the unacknowledged volatility percolating in the ether that connects us all. But, this being PTJ, there's a very concrete thing to be concerned about:

While the billionaire didn’t say when a market turn might come, or what the magnitude of the fall might be, he did pinpoint a likely culprit.
Just as portfolio insurance caused the 1987 rout, he says, the new danger zone is the half-trillion dollars in risk parity funds. These funds aim to systematically spread risk equally across different asset classes by putting more money in lower volatility securities and less in those whose prices move more dramatically.
Because risk-parity funds have been scooping up equities of late as volatility hit historic lows, some market participants, Jones included, believe they’ll be forced to dump them quickly in a stock tumble, exacerbating any decline.
“Risk parity,” Jones told the Goldman audience, “will be the hammer on the downside.”

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, J-Yellz. PTJ is going to Africa when this shit hits the fan because he's won't let Trump and quants ruin his sweet ass life.

Paul Tudor Jones Says U.S. Stocks Should ‘Terrify’ Janet Yellen [Bloomberg]



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