Updated:

Jan 14, 2019

Original:

May 17, 2017

Jeff Gundlach Appears At SALT As A Hologram Is A Real Thing That We Didn't Make Up So Don't Blame Us

J-Gundz has achieved The Singularity.

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Woe unto basic finance bros for the day of truth is upon us; Jeff "Truth" Gundlach has achieved the singularity...

It's like if Tupac had solid tips on bond trading and a vast porn collection.

It's like if Princess Leia was warning us all about her wacky new twitter account.

It's like if Jeff Gundlach was a fucking hologram.

Where do we even go from here?...

J-Gundz didn't ask to be saddled with the burden of superhuman genius, but he will carry the weight to glory.

This thing peaked early and J-Gundz won Sohn...again.

We might have jumped the gun with excitement when J-Gundz joined Twitter.

Oh, J-Gundz, you do you.

J-Gunds cannot get enough of Trump and his hypothetical free-spending ways.

J-Gundz would like the courts to look into why his Bordeuax tastes like Morningstar made it.

2017 might be the year that we get "The Real Bond Traders of LA" on the air.

The master has got some serious competition.

In His Soul, Jeff Gundlach Knows That He Can Make 1,000% Betting Against The S&P