Jeff Gundlach Appears At SALT As A Hologram Is A Real Thing That We Didn't Make Up So Don't Blame Us - Dealbreaker

Jeff Gundlach Appears At SALT As A Hologram Is A Real Thing That We Didn't Make Up So Don't Blame Us

J-Gundz has achieved The Singularity.
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Woe unto basic finance bros for the day of truth is upon us; Jeff "Truth" Gundlach has achieved the singularity...

It's like if Tupac had solid tips on bond trading and a vast porn collection.

It's like if Princess Leia was warning us all about her wacky new twitter account.

It's like if Jeff Gundlach was a fucking hologram.

Where do we even go from here?...

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