Jeff Gundlach Appears At SALT As A Hologram Is A Real Thing That We Didn't Make Up So Don't Blame Us

J-Gundz has achieved The Singularity.

Author:: Thornton McEnery
Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: May 17, 2017

Woe unto basic finance bros for the day of truth is upon us; Jeff "Truth" Gundlach has achieved the singularity...

It's like if Tupac had solid tips on bond trading and a vast porn collection.

It's like if Princess Leia was warning us all about her wacky new twitter account.

It's like if Jeff Gundlach was a fucking hologram.

Where do we even go from here?...

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J-Gundz didn't ask to be saddled with the burden of superhuman genius, but he will carry the weight to glory.

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This thing peaked early and J-Gundz won Sohn...again.

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We might have jumped the gun with excitement when J-Gundz joined Twitter.

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Oh, J-Gundz, you do you.

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J-Gunds cannot get enough of Trump and his hypothetical free-spending ways.

The master has got some serious competition.

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J-Gundz would like the courts to look into why his Bordeuax tastes like Morningstar made it.

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The Mooch is going out strong.