It's Not Too Late For Us To Get Really Into Tech Stocks, Is It?
We know you don't come here for market advice or really anything that has to do with you wellbeing, financial or otherwise, but these are extraordinary times. See, there's been all sorts of noise, especially in the lastfewdays, about these so-called FANG stocks, or FAANG, or FAAMG or what-have-you. We're talking Facebook. We're talking Apple. Throw in some Netflix and Google and hey, why not Amazon too. These guys have been too hot to stay silent.
Check out Facebook, for instance. What a stock! This thing is unstopp--oh:
OK well how about Apple, no one fucks with App--
Yikes. That sucks. Maybe Goldman has something to do with it. Still, FANG names aren't the only hot tech stocks right now. Nvidia has been solid lately, right? They make motherboards or something?
Alright that's absurd, but you have to give NVDA investors credit for tracing such a weird shape. OK what about Tesla? I mean wasn't Elon Musk talking shit to short-sellers just yesterday? There's no way he'd look like an idiot today, is there?
You don't say. Well surely it's not the whole S&P 500 tech sector...
Oh well. Let's just call it a week. Happy hour starts early.
UPDATE: The techsplosion wouldn't be complete if there weren't some kind of flash crash. Which we got, courtesy of Amazon. Thanks, guys. It's been a blast.
