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You Should See The Tweets In Lloyd's Drafts Folder

Lord Blankfein is the new Kanye of Finance Twitter.

Remember when all those morons thought Goldman Sachs was pulling the strings inside the Trump White House? And then we were all like "Shut up"?

Well, apparently all it took for us to look smart was for Trump to make a big show of surrendering the role of American global leadership on climate change. Early yesterday evening, Goldman Sachs went full 'Mean Tween' on the White House when Lloyd Blankfein turned to Marty Chavez and asked "How do you work this facacta Twitter?"

Here's what came out:

It was Lloyd's first-ever tweet and while we respect the measured tone taken in distancing himself from Trump, we do think he should have gone with one of the drafts in his 'Simmer Folder':

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Welcome to Twitter, Big Lloyd.



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