He hath tweeted!
We have titled this one: "When you cash out that dope-ass Burger King stake to show bae you love her, but then bae keeps giving everyone The Shits."
The idea of "Silent Bill Ackman" is as easy to swallow as "Chill Bro Leon Cooperman."
We've seen this before...it doesn't end well.
No one puts Acky in the corner.
The Ack-Man and the troubled burrito chain are finally settling for each other.
In which we learn that there's a fine line between filling an office with queso and accidentally rigging a market.
The Ack-Man is looking to make his death by Chipotle more literal.