As Americans wash the boozy meats sweats from our gross bodies, the sounds of firecrackers and off-balance nationalist pride still ringing in our ears, let us turn our attentions for a moment across The Atlantic, where financial types in Europe are having just a normal week.
And by "normal" we mean "Le cray cray."
Just a quick perusal of bonus news in the Eurozone is enough to make us spit out some cheese with laughter.
From France (via Bloomberg):
A former Morgan Stanley dealmaker in Paris told an employment tribunal that the lender unfairly withheld $1.5 million in deferred pay a year after he raked in more than $100 million in fees while advising Patrick Drahi on a $23 billion acquisition.
Bernard Mourad told judges Monday that the New York-based bank used an incentive plan to deny him a bonus he earned at Morgan Stanley France before he left to work for Drahi in 2015. Lawyers for the bank countered that Mourad knew the compensation scheme was designed to “reward loyalty” tied to continued presence at the firm.
But before you take up arms on the side of Ol' Jim Gorman, we would like to inform you that French law prohibits any kind of incentive scheme tied to staying at your job. Because: France.
And that's not all. It appears that Mourad has some pretty big-time friends in Paris:
Mourad, who left Drahi’s Altice Media Group last year to take a role on Emmanuel Macron’s presidential campaign, is seeking 160,000 euros ($181,000) in damages on top of 1.3 million euros in deferred pay for work he performed between 2012 and 2014 -- the vast majority in shares.
So Morgan Stanley is essentially fighting Gallic culture and law to deny a basically inconsequential bonus to one of Macron's buddies. Mon dieu!
But as frustrated as Monsieur Mourad might be, he can at least take heart that he isn't dealing with English retail billionaire Mike Ashley:
Mike Ashley, the billionaire owner of Sports Direct, said a former employee’s claim that the retail tycoon made a 15 million-pound ($19 million) bonus deal while drinking heavily in a London pub was "nonsense.”
Jeffrey Blue, an ex-Merrill Lynch investment banker who worked for Ashley, is alleging in a London lawsuit that his boss reneged on a pledge made in a bar in early 2013 that he would get the payment if he doubled the retailer’s share price to eight pounds.
Ex-Merrill guys are no stringers to getting screwed, but we have a reflexive inclination to side with Ashley here, what with that bonus arrangement sounding super dumb. Unless there is some serious - and wonderfully colorful - evidence that Ashley gets ripshit drunk and behaves like an alcohol-fueled animal, we are going to side with management on this one...
"I can’t remember the details of the conversations that we had in the pub as it was a heavy night of drinking," said Ashley. "I do recall that there was a lot of banter and bravado, which was a mixture of the drinking and me trying to build a rapport with the brokers."
Blue’s witness statement, made public Monday, included a plethora of embarrassing allegations for Ashley. One management meeting Blue says he attended in a pub involved Ashley challenging a young analyst on Blue’s team to a drinking game that ended after each man downed about a dozen pints of beer followed by vodka chasers. The analyst quit the contest, and Ashley vomited into the pub fireplace, Blue said.
Now that's what we call a Brexit.